Das Gespräch:
P: This is Sarah.
A: Ah, yeah, Gov. Palin.
P: Hello.
A: Just hold on for President Sarkozy, one moment.
P: Oh, it's not him yet, they're saying. I always do that.
A: Yes, hello, Gov. Palin.
P: Hello, this is Sarah, how are you?
A: Fine, and you? This is Nicolas Sarkozy speaking, how are you?
P: Oh, it's so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us.
A: Oh, it's a pleasure.
P: Thank you sir, we have such great respect for you, John McCain and I.
We love you and thank you for taking a few minutes to talk to me.
A: I follow your campaigns closely with my special American adviser
Johnny Hallyday, you know?
P: Yes, good.
A: Excellent. Are you confident?
P: Very confident and we're thankful that polls are showing that the
race is tightening and...
A: Well I know very well that the campaign can be exhausting. How do
you feel right now, my dear?
P: I feel so good. I feel like we're in a marathon and at the very end
of the marathon you get your second wind and you plow to the finish.
A: You see, I got elected in France because I'm real and you seem to be
someone who's real, as well.
P: Yes, yeah. Nico, we so appreciate this opportunity.
A: You know I see you as a president one day, too.
P: Maybe in eight years.
A: Well, I hope for you. You know, we have a lot in common because
personally one of my favourite activities is to hunt, too.
P: Oh, very good. We should go hunting together.
A: Exactly, we could try go hunting by helicopter like you did. I never
did that. Like we say in French, on 'pourrait tuer des bebe phoques,
aussi'
P: Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together while we're getting
work done. We can kill two birds with one stone that way.
A: I just love killing those animals. Mmm, mmm, take away life, that is
so fun. I'd really love to go, so long as we don't bring along
Vice-President Cheney.
P: No, I'll be a careful shot, yes.
A: Yes, you know we have a lot in common also, because except from my
house I can see Belgium. That's kind of less interesting than you.
P: Well, see, we're right next door to different countries that we all
need to be working with, yes.
A: Some people said in the last days and I thought that was mean that
you weren't experienced enough in foreign relations and you know that's
completely false. That's the thing that I said to my great friend,
the prime minister of Canada Stef Carse.
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P: Well, he's doing fine, too, and yeah, when you come into a position
underestimated it gives you an opportunity to prove the pundits and the
critics wrong. You work that much harder.
A: I was wondering because you are so next to him, one of my good friends,
the prime minister of Quebec, Mr. Richard Z. Sirois, have you met him
recently? Did he come to one of your rallies?
P: I haven't seen him at one of the rallies but it's been great
working with the Canadian officials. I know as governor we have a great
co-operative effort there as we work on all of our resource-development
projects. You know, I look forward to working with you and getting to
meet you personally and your beautiful wife.
Oh my goodness, you've added a lot of energy to your country with that
beautiful family of yours.
A: Thank you very much. You know my wife Carla would love to meet you,
even though you know she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak
to you today.
P: Well, give her a big hug for me.
A: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former top model and she's
so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you.
P: Oh my goodness, I didn't know that.
A: Yes, in French it's called de rouge a levre sur un cochon, or if you
prefer in English, Joe the Plumber...it's his life, Joe the Plumber.
P: Maybe she understands some of the unfair criticism but I bet you
she is such a hard worker, too, and she realizes you just plow through
that criticism.
A: I just want to be sure. That phenomenon Joe the Plumber. That's not
your husband, right?
P: That's not my husband but he's a normal American who just works hard
and doesn't want government to take his money.
A: Yes, yes, I understand we have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in
France. It's called Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit.
P: Right, that's what it's all about, the middle class and government
needing to work for them. You're a very good example for us here.
A: I see a bit about NBC, even Fox News wasn't an ally as much as usual.
P: Yeah, that's what we're up against.
A: Gov. Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life. You know
Hustler's Nailin' Paylin?
P: Ohh, good, thank you, yes.
A: That was really edgy.
P: Well, good.
A: I really loved you and I must say something also, governor, you've
been pranked by the Masked Avengers. We are two comedians from Montreal.
P: Ohhh, have we been pranked? And what radio station is this?
A: CKOI in Montreal.
P: In Montreal? Tell me the radio station call letters.
A: CK...hello?
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